Two people and one very annoying shower.

We shared a flat in Joburg with a shower that had a permanent swirl on the tile. Not a dramatic one. Just a small, damp, ever-present reminder that hair has to go somewhere, and the wall had quietly volunteered.

We tried the drain traps. We tried the little combs. We tried simply being better people. All of it moved the problem around rather than solving it. The hair still had to be picked up by somebody, usually at the worst possible moment.

So we made the thing we actually wanted. A pod on the wall, at hand height, that takes the hair the second it comes off your fingers and hides it until Sunday. That is the whole idea. There is no second product and no grand plan.

We are still two people. We answer our own email, we pack our own orders, and we ship from Joburg.

The two of us · Joburg · 2026